How much alcohol would you have to imbibe to have sex with Sarah Jessica Parker?

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Question by : How much alcohol would you have to imbibe to have sex with Sarah Jessica Parker?
Follow-up: Does this apply to all equines, or just famous ones?
Occulty, I hope Miss Parker will accept my apologies. How do I properly whinney in my email apology to her?

Best answer:

Answer by Doubly Devilishly Sexy Occulty
I’m sorry. I’d probably do her. I might stick a big tote bag over her head and wear a football helmet to protect myself from getting smacked in the face with that schnozz, but I’d probably do her.

EDIT:

Yeah, Cap. That’s very mean! You should be ashamed of yourself!

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