How much green beer will I need to make my wife's corned beef and cabbage edible?

Question by Psychic Harry, Marriage Helper: How much green beer will I need to make my wife’s corned beef and cabbage edible?
I see there are guys in HAZMAT suits waiting outside the house now. They remember what happened last year. Poor Harry Jr.

Best answer:

Answer by Bear
Three pints of green beer and 4 shots of Jamison’s.

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